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Posted on 14th Apr at 1:04 PM, with 4,537 notes
fucake:

ashtonsvoodoo:

lukes-tutu:

oh no..

oh yES

him looking at you, up and down when you walk out with your favourite dress to go out with him and the boys for the night, then he walks over to you and look at you straight through your eyes and whisper “you’re taking that off tonight.”

fucake:

ashtonsvoodoo:

lukes-tutu:

oh no..

oh yES

him looking at you, up and down when you walk out with your favourite dress to go out with him and the boys for the night, then he walks over to you and look at you straight through your eyes and whisper “you’re taking that off tonight.”

Posted on 14th Apr at 1:02 PM, with 157,224 notes

sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

Posted on 14th Apr at 1:01 PM, with 6,596 notes

sasslordlou:

when people with accents sing, their accent disappears, so how does Ashton sing and still sound like a fucking kangaroo

Posted on 14th Apr at 1:01 PM, with 156,895 notes

thottie:

srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

Posted on 14th Apr at 1:00 PM, with 88,557 notes

allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

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