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Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:25 PM, with 2,500 notes

hemmosbutt:

nutellalucas:

I like the way ashton says words

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it’s just really attractive

(no gifs are mine)

You can literally see the Australian accent

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:25 PM, with 459,418 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:22 PM, with 1,434 notes

sexualashton:

michael is the cutest little thing i have laid eyes on imageLOOK
imageARE YOU LOOKING

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:21 PM, with 58,967 notes

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

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